December 2009
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Going to church doesn’t make you any more a Christian than going to the garage...
– Laurence Peter (via tranashley) (via quote-book) (via llamarama) (via deanosupremo) (via g-funk) (via metalpail)
Joke of the Day
gyaradosuseddragonrage:
somethingintellectual:
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be...
Why do we SHOUT when we are ANGRY?
gyaradosuseddragonrage:
shannonrighetti:
happythings:
mistikos: believemelove: snowflakeskiss:
One day, a professor asked his students ‘Why do we SHOUT instead of speak when we are ANGRY?’ All the students thought for a while. One answered ‘Because we lost our cool. That’s why we SHOUT.’ Asked the professor again, ‘But the person is just right next to you, why can’t we talk softly but...
~dance off~
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directionsfaded:
RAWR!
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